Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light on.

Adrian "Can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole"

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023

Heimlich Torpedo

During coitus, if the male party applies too much thrust force and direction against the back wall of the vagina adjacent to the rectum, and the impact causes feces to pinch apart and push outwards, launching a high velocity turd at his chest and/or balls, he has just been on the receiving end of a Heimlich Torpedo.

Brian: "Hey Joseph, you okay man? Why are you bleeding from the mouth?"
Joseph: "I was giving it to Stacey last night and I must've gotten careless, she hit me with a Heimlich Torpedo. Right in the sternum."

by Quicksave June 8, 2023

operation torch

In WW2, Operation Torch was in the Autumn on 1942 when the Allies landed on occupied French colonies in North Africa and advancing rapidly until they met the Tunisian and Libyan holdouts of the Axis, it took them a couple of weeks to overrun the German and Italian defenses and the remaining troops failed to evacuate, leading to the surrender of the African campaign

Operation Torch along with Operation Uranus was the turning point of WW2

by AliTheAce August 3, 2023

Swedish torch

When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!

I filed for divorce after John Doe gave me a swedish torch during make-up sex

by Mojay187 July 20, 2024

Skido Torpido

A smelly nerd

"Look at the kid over there hes a Skido Torpido"

by largedickpeniscock July 27, 2024

Homewrecker (Topher)

Someone who is interfering a marital or familial relationship through engaging in the action of an affair with a member of the relationship.

"The Mexican man who lived at REV flirted and insinuated a hook-up with Christopher, despite already having a boyfriend. Christopher, knowing that the man had a boyfriend, was going to be a homewrecker (Topher)."

by Cracked Airpod August 3, 2024

space torpedo

An inconsiderate human that takes the mic on an X space that goes on a irrelevant monologue for half an hour and clears the room.

Oh no look we’ve got another space torpedo he’s cleared the room again, should we go to another space ?

by NotMrChegs December 22, 2023