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Gas tongue 

When a girl is licking your arsehole with her mouth wide open and you fart in her mouth
I met this Sheila and after 10 mintutes of blowing me she went down on me and I “gas tongued”her!
Gas tongue by Gas bomb April 5, 2022

Clunge Tongue 

Like clutch foot but with your tongue after you've went down on a lass.
God my tounge is sore, I've got clunge tongue from last night.

Gangonic tongue 

A language where every sentence contains gang
Me and my gangatrons from the land of gangolia are studying to become gangolegists by practicing our Gangonic tongue

all tongue and no taste 

all tongue and no taste is when someone either rich or has a lot of stuff but still buys ugly or naff stuff. similar to “money can’t buy taste”

i said it the other day when i couldn’t think of the phrase but i think it works
person 1: omg did you see jessica’s new designer bag?
person 2: it’s so fugly, who’d even pay that much for that shit?
person 1: fr, all tongue and no taste. if i were rich i’d buy decent stuff at least

The Tongue Twister 9000

When a man(or women) gives a girl some bomb ass, sloppy head.
Me and my girl went out to eat last night. When we got home, I gave her the tongue twister 9000😏

Mr Hung Tongue

The man that lays his entire tongue over the top of a beer can
Mr Hung Tongue, AKA - "Frank The Hammer" slap wore my pussy out last night with his hung tongue!!!

Get a load of Mr. Hung Tongue there, it's stretched all over the top of that beer can...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh , Mr. Hung Tongue , you spread me wide !!!
Mr Hung Tongue by kelredhed May 22, 2010