The thing you say when a burglar breaks inside your house
Burglar: Breaks in
You: You picked the wrong house, Fool!
by PetrosNoob101 December 12, 2019
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pick-up-yo-crap-fairy

A nameless person who always seems to pick up your messes/crap when they find it.
Example 1.
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."
by Robo-Chick April 25, 2009
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help me pick pics to post

girl they want u ong. like u won. GO GET THAT MAN/GIRL !!
boy 1: hey can u help me pick pics to post?

girl 1: yessssss
by ms.pimpinyourshoe July 19, 2021
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UwU emo pick me pls

A girl who says mainly " I dont care baddie💅 " but loves to suck up to guys. A really annoying,bad, suck up to guys person.Please don't be this type of girl. She probably gets insulted and roasted but she definitely deserves this treatment.
Jake: Oh great I'm so annoyed!

Uwu emo pick me pls: I can make your day better jakey poo UWU

Jake: (My day has just gone worst)
by Oop 😶- June 17, 2022
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When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.
Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”
by Balzar Danglin June 18, 2021
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pick me girl

a feminist, supporting girls rights
girl 1: are you a pick me girl?
girl 2: yes, support women’s rights
girl 1: same
by hejsvdna November 23, 2020
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ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand

after a jenkin drop'n'pop, taking your handful of semen, and picking up a piece of poop in the other hand, then with both hands behind your back, approaching someone and telling them to pick a hand. Placing the chosen item in his/her hand, and slapping them in the face with the other. Not to be performed on friends.
A man was murdered this weekend after performing a ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand.
by James Delaware November 10, 2010
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