Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence

Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”

by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019

I’m tired

When you stay up all night watching YouTube or FaceTiming someone

Hey bill I stayed up all night watching YouTube I’m tired like I want to sleep maybe I’ll put some sun glasses on so Jim doesn’t notice I’m sleeping

by GoSuckADuck May 16, 2019

Pumping the Tires

The act of injecting air into a ball sack and pumping of air until full.

Devon: Bro I 'm pumping the tires
Gavin: how full are they
Devon: dumby full

by superpumpedguy123 December 20, 2019

Legs'er lil tired

When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired

Man 1: (man stumbles over stairs) man my legs'er lil tired

Man 2: no they aren't you're monged!

by Opposum March 8, 2021

Yeah im tired

Pronounced "Yuuh im taid"
Meaning: A synonym of "im gonna have to pass"
Origin: FloRida
yall jits lit asf just telling yall about new words

You tryna hit a lick?
yeah im tired, you can go.

by Linkeylock May 22, 2021

I_am_so_tired_lol

A homosexual with a piss and shit kink

Hey, do you know I_am_so_tired_lol ?
#scatgoddess

by Nonmame June 4, 2021

That’s tired

Played out. Over done. Need to be stopped.

don’t keep telling me stuff I don’t want to hear. That’s tired.

by DeeJaye July 4, 2021