Pink sparkly tears

Tears of frustration when confronted with one's own privilege or racist/sexist behaviors or opinions, often accompanied by claims that white/straight/heterosexual/rich people have it hard too (see; it's tough at the top).

When Sadie was told that blackface wasn't an appropriate halloween costume, she shed pink sparkly tears while exclaiming: "But I didn't MEAN to be racist!"

by Truthsparkles September 19, 2011

teargaslighting

Complaining about cops tear gassing you after you burned down 10 buildings and trew rocks at other people

"Omg, the cops were teargaslighting us, it's so unfair... Did you heard that Jenny and her friends burned the police station, lol I was there too"

by Mbraleum June 9, 2020

tearjerk

A handjob given by someone whilst crying.

Abby was so angry that she took me up to my room and tearjerked me for a full hour.

by qwertyuiopOMGLOL March 26, 2010

Teargasim

Crying when your happy. Happy tears.

No it`s a teargasim

by Cookiieez September 1, 2010

onesie tear

a single tear streaming down your face

"WAHAHAHhhaaahhhh!" *onesie tear streams down face*

by KINGLOOLOO July 27, 2009

Republican tears

A term used by others when a republican becomes too emotional and starts crying, typically used to mock right-winged associates. It's also used as an insult to republicans who got too cocky stating "Well Specific Candidate will win the election, Specific Candidate 2020 that their president would win the election, but only to be proven wrong days later.

Democrat/Liber 1: Seems like the republicans got too cocky and their president lost.
Democrat/Liberal 2: Yeah, guess it seems like it's time to drink some Republican tears.

by RepublicanTears November 6, 2020

Let one tear

Another way of saying fart, let one rip or let one fly

Jimmy let one tear and it smelt of a rotting pile of cabbage.

by samstorm December 5, 2004