bird wank

To begin masturbation without finishing entirely.

Aww, man. I only had time for a bird wank.

by juliea. October 7, 2010

spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006

Warnambool Wank

Taking a sweet, young, sensitive and obviously inexperienced country girl, and dry humping her leg until you ejaculate.

She wouldn't let me go all the way so I had a Warnambool Wank instead.

by Slicker March 29, 2008

Mercy Wank

To be on ones hands and knees masturbating frantically while crying. Usually after being dumped.

"I see Matt got dumped"
"haha yeah he'll be having a mercy wank tonight"

by Shabberz February 14, 2013

Space Wank

A Masturbation session while experiencing the effects of Marijuana.

"Dude, I just had the best Space Wank. The buds you gave me are too good!"

by Space wank November 4, 2014

Wank Pants

Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.

Dude those pants are horrible!

Yea but they make great wank pants.

Whats that?

You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.

by DeeZamBOOGLA January 15, 2013

wank star

Most wanked to people on earth featured on thankyourwank.com The wank stars include a list of guys, a list of gals and a top of most wanked to celebrities.

Shasha Grey is such a wank star! She is always on the top most wanked to people on thankyourwank.com

by WankMistress July 11, 2011