The act of sticking your fist up a girls ass as you stick your penis inside her vagina and then proceeding to jerk yourself off through the thin skin dividing her poop shoot and pussy.
Dude, last night my step-mom said if I finished my homework on time I could do whatever I wanted that evening, so I took her mud noodling
by SśS January 30, 2019
Get the Mud Noodling mug.A guy that goes around shirtless with there pants hanging off their ass and bare footed trying to ride with a bad bitch with her own bike. They willing to do anything just to roll around in the mud and catch a ride on back. Better watch girls cause they some broke ass guys!!
by Pash90 May 31, 2018
Get the Mud Grasshopper mug.by The Mud Mitler April 22, 2023
Get the Mud Mit mug.When someone releases liquid diarrhea at an elevated position into a body of water (river/lake), and creates a ripple as it hits the water.
by Rionox December 22, 2022
Get the Mud Ripple mug.When you have steaming but uniform liquid feces come out of your anus. Most of the time Mud Chum passes your system in 2-5 sessions. It’s a relatively messy wipe but a quick session.
“Damn bro I just had to stop the Netflix ‘N’ Chill to hit the porcelain for a little Mud Chum session! I ain’t gonna flush XD!”
by Lordo Corn August 8, 2023
Get the Mud Chum mug.The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.
Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.
by Thew12 August 30, 2023
Get the Mud Roach mug.Hey babe we’ve been soaking for a while now. But I was wondering if we could try mud soaking? It’s my birthday after all.
by SURFISIS September 11, 2023
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