Lauren Harris

The act of standing someone up over and over again and giving several bad excuses.

Guy 1: hey did you hang out with that girl last night?
Guy 2: nah she lauren harrised me at the last minute :(

by Mrmusketeer February 15, 2014

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a harry potter

A "harry potter" is not a person, but in fact an action. If you go through any of the harry potter movies or books, you will notice that the main character - harry potter cannot go 5 minutes without doing something foolish, stupid or downright embarassing.

Therefore a "harry potter" is an action that is foolish, stupid, ignorant, embarassing, funny or reflective of something harry potter would do.

E.g. of in the movie, harry potter and the goblet of fire

*Cho chang and her friends on the ravenclaw table giggle and look towards harry. Harry notices this and smiles back, only to forget to his horror that he has milk in his mouth, it spills everywhere. Laughter commences.*

Mr Psst: Hey everybody i am going to walk forward

*mr Psst falls over*

Everyone else: Dude, you just did a harry potter.

by Staplersaurus August 28, 2008

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Harry Douglas

When a person is performing deep oral sex on a male and pubic hair rests on the lips, creating a pubic hair moustache.

Last night, Jack gave Jill a Harry Douglas.

by Irie in S.D. January 21, 2009

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Harry Pickle

When a penis has a lot of hair on it.

"They hung him by his harry pickle."

by teehee55 August 17, 2011

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Harry Potter

A Harry Potter is when your fucking a chick from behind, and as your about to bust, you shove a stick in their asshole and yell Expecto-Patronum! Then you proceed to snap the stick off in thier ass.

Chick 1: Why'd you break up with him?
Chick 2: He broke a stick off in my ass!

Chick 3: Oh he Harry Potter 'd you...HE'S A KEEPER!

by Drew Peacock54565 June 20, 2012

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