Shart

That feeling when you fart and then you realize its a bunch of shit in your pant.

"My friend loves to shart herself."

by absolutley a weirdo March 22, 2024

shart

when you consume taco bell and start pissing out your ass

yo, i just ate taco bell... i sharted through my pants :(

by VeroLuvsU March 15, 2024

Shart

when shart when shart when when when me when i me when men explode and I no longer see the life in my eyes that once glistened and the only thing standing is my shart in the golden bowl..... if I'm lucky

"Oh shart oh shart!"
"Shat?"
"SHART"

by anonymous December 4, 2022

Shart cut

A short cut that is so sketchy that you are in danger of shitting yourself.

That shart cut we took down the cliff was so scary I think I may have to change my underwear.

by toughschist March 18, 2024

bunghole shart

poopy com out of bunghule

“yo bro, why do my bunghole shart?” “because retard”

by musclemansjar December 7, 2021

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

shart

the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)

My mum walked in on me when i sharted!

by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022