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Fanum Tax

When you watch your wife get creampied you shout “FANUM TAX” and eat that cum outta her pussy.
I was with my wife and her friend last night. I fanum taxxed her.
by Sofjrkwocuvfndkciigt May 27, 2024
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Begzino tax

Whenever begzino says anything of any nature just use this to cancel it as whatever he says is always rubbish
Begzino:I think ronaldo is the goat

Begzino tax cancels it out
by LeGoat M'Goat July 29, 2021
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Stupidity Tax

The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.
Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.
by Ragaja October 12, 2018
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Clout Tax

An additional fee added to any good or service based on how popular it is on social media
Yo that tattoo artist is costing you $3000 for a thigh piece. you're deffo paying clout tax
by rmpl4sskn June 14, 2023
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Tampon Tax

also known as period tax or pink tax; a sales tax/ added value charged on feminine hygiene products such as tampons and pads. While other necessities are tax exempt, feminine hygiene products are not. They are instead taxed as luxury items.

an unjust tax and form of gender discrimination, causing women to pay more, highlighting the prominence of men in government, and hurting young and financially unstable women.
When asked the male equivalence, some may say condoms, however they are necessary to both parties.
This tax exemption bill has been passed in a few states in the United States, Australia, the UK, and a few other countries.
Come on government, abolish the tampon tax so women can afford tampons.
Obama believes the tampon tax exists because men were the ones who made these laws.
by alycam November 27, 2022
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National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.
Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!
by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023
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taste tax

when someone who decided not to order anything at fast food (typically french fries) takes some of your food
Bro 1: Bro lemme get some of your french fries
Bro 2: Bro stop violating my rights with your taste tax
by crazyqest November 20, 2017
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