tom clancy

Whoever think this guy doesn't write good books is f***ing retarted. Patriot Games and Rainbow Six are two of the greatest books of all time, and if you don't think so you probably can't read. Either that or you haven't actually read his books.

Tom Clancy is one of the best authors of all time. He also has awesome movies and video games. Tom Clancy Kicks Ass!

by stevedawg13 May 21, 2006

French Tom

When you ejaculate on a man or woman s face underneath the nose in the shape of a handle bar mustache.

Dude i totally gave Alice a French Tom last night. I even got some in her nose.

by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009

Doing a Tom

a) Letting the joint go out again forr fuck sake.
b) Disappearing from social occasions unannounced and not returning for many hours, if ever.
c) Watching Saggerz gone wild.

a) "...can i have a lighter please..."
b) "Where's tom?" "Oh, he's doing a tom"
c) Upon video not loading, "oh, no! that's my favorite one"

by Dr. Priznitch December 20, 2007

Tom Hagen

Someone who has been kicked out of a group. Someone who has been part of something for a long time and now removed.

"Haven't seen him around" yea he's Tom Hagen!

by Joey Slang March 28, 2015

Tom Out

Too take a permanent break from life.

That man had a stroke and took a tom out!

by BossMan2395 March 31, 2015

tom luca

A man with muscles and a really really large penis.
He spreads out Testosteron.
A perfect boyfriend Who is smart and cool.
He is rich and chilled.

Oh there is a nice guy, i think its a Tom luca.

Im wet betwenn my legs.

Im about to cum just lookin at him.

Oh its tom luca.

by Diggiiilol December 5, 2016

Tom Morris

A bad excuse for a human. Also known as the "shittest cunt from Two Rocks to Bunbury". A regular target for ampethamine fuled abuse. If found in the wild, call the RSPCA or consider euthanasia.

There goes that absolute piece; Tom Morris.

by Fidget Spinna April 19, 2018