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Woman's 5-Pound Holiday

Days where woman can gain 5 pounds and not worry - at least, for a week.

These days are

Thanksgiving
B-Day
Superbowl (must be watching for this to be acceptable)
Easter Sunday Brunch
Man, what a pig-out yesterday. Thank god it was Woman's 5-Pound Holiday, or I'd be in trouble!
by l@lal@ May 7, 2009
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Get a pound of dat flesh

Getting laid /sex from someone who you think owes your lame ass sex because you been doing favours for a while with the intention of getting some
Jerome been tryin to get a pound of dat flesh from Regina for a minute now. Been taking her to fancy dinners, paying her bills and even babysitting her kid but his boy Tyrone been gettin' a pound of that flesh every time while Jerome babysitting.
mugGet the Get a pound of dat fleshmug.

pound to a pinch of shit

UK: A pretty good bet that something is going to happen.

Pound = UK money.
I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that its raining when we get back of holiday.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
mugGet the pound to a pinch of shitmug.
Referring to the origins of a strawberry pound cake, this one takes from vaginal intercourse while the woman is on her period. Then switches to anal. Thus making it a chocolate strawberry pound cake
Justin was enjoying Sarah's strawberry pound cake,when he suddenly was in the mood for chocolate strawberry pound cake and turned her over to make one.
by YaMami69 December 26, 2021
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1 pound of dangling fury

1. The average weight of a black man's frontal package.
2. Having a penis so large that it weighs a pound or more while being soft.
3. phrase made popular by Jon in Survivor Pearl Islands to cover up for his personal Inadequacy.
Come on baby, suck on my pound of dangling fury.
by RJ B June 25, 2006
mugGet the 1 pound of dangling furymug.

eight-hundred-pound gorilla

(variants: nine-hundred or six-hundred may replace eight- hundred)

A very powerful force
He went from a wuss to an eight-hundred-pound gorilla.
by Light Joker November 19, 2005
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