ass of the track team

a person loved by all who TRULY know him/her and is put on this earth for the sole purpose of giving hilarious entertainment. often misunderstood at first, but given time, will win you over. falls a lot, can't seem to walk in a straight line without busting his/her ass. witty, comical, and often uses outdated phrases that no one gets but still gets a good laugh because of his/her apparent stupidity. made fun of constantly, but usually in a good natured way. this person will usually come off as a weirdo, outcast, loser, etc. but if you give them a chance, you will not regret it!

1. -hey look at that girl who just got hugged by a flannel-wearing bear and almost shit herself!
-yep, must be the ass of the track team.
2.-why is that girl carrying around a decrepit Navajo blanket?
-idk, must be the ass of the track team.
3.-"where the hell did Katie gallop off to?"
-"you're the fuckin ass of the track team, im right here, dumbass."

by aottt 0 August 5, 2010

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8- track

a dimebag. a bag of pot (weed) that costs ten dollars.

i smoked an 8-track last night

by EDDIEMARK September 8, 2005

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'tacked out

have a heart attack resulting in death, -brother of 'checked out'

-sorry about your dad dude! -what happened?
he 'tacked out on my stepma in mid-pump!!!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

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Tackling

(Verb) Important Military tactic. To run or swiftly walk behind an unsuspecting person without being seen, grab them by the waist tighty, strongly trust them (shouting "penis!" is optional) and make a quick get-away.Make sure a hiding spot is decided beforehand if necessary.

Guy 1:"Dude I think that tree needs a bit of tackling, what do you think?"
Guy 2:"No way man, lets get the bench"

by Nave1234567890 September 1, 2012

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