anger wood

Getting so angry that you pop a boner

Yo that bitch got me so mad that I got anger wood

by Anger wood September 14, 2016

wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.

That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.

by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014

stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 4, 2019

flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".

Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.

by Michael Holer March 19, 2019

Willow wood

A woody, AKA boner, that is not fully developed.
Slightly drooped.

guy1:man this chick is HOT.
guy2:eh i only have a willow wood from this.
guy1"WTF how?! she is a big bootie bitch!
guy2:what ever/

by cckblck August 27, 2010

Callum Wood

Writer of the Cha Cha Slide

Callum Wood wrote the Cha Cha Slide

by notcallumwood September 18, 2014

alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids

alastair wood get away from hose kids

by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016