A Shit Shadow is achieved when copious amounts of laxative are consumed to the point that liquid shit sprays out of their brown eye in droplets of similar size and consistency to spraypaint. The unsuspecting victim is then covered in the spray of fine fecal droplets, with the remaining poo spraying on the closest surface (wall, ceiling, floor, etc) and capturing the victim in silhouette on said surface.
I'm in a GG Allin tribute band - gave my drummer a Shit Shadow last night."
Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"
Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"
by Ragnarok1953 September 24, 2023
Get the Shit Shadowmug. Man 1: Hey, do you want to here a racist joke?
Man 2: Yeah, but we should go say it over there, there's a shadow behind you.
Man 2: Yeah, but we should go say it over there, there's a shadow behind you.
by _Your_Main_Man_ April 16, 2019
Get the Shadowmug. by SHADOWMILKCOOKIE February 11, 2025
Get the Shadow milk cookiemug. A fruit that is native to the planet Nahfalafagus, they’re used to create the popular Nahfalogian dessert topping Blue Sauce.
Created by Moriah Elizabeth
Created by Moriah Elizabeth
by Serafina.fool February 25, 2024
Get the shadow berriesmug. Shadow titties are in reference to a female who is strongly equipped in the chest region but hides them well under clothes etc..
by Dr. Hiemlich January 10, 2020
Get the Shadow Tittiesmug. A noun used to describe someone of short stature, and whose meal consists of mainly vegetables(Is known for being a common nuisance).
by Binyot P Pasta January 27, 2019
Get the White Shadowmug. An excessive speeding technique, where you "shadow" a speeding vehicle in front of you with about a 15 second gap, to maintain a faster-than-posted illegal speed limit. This allows the speeding vehicle in front the first honor of being clocked by a law official if one is present. Those 15 seconds of "shadow" time gives you the chance to lower your speeds enough to avoid costly speeding tickets. It should be used in combination with a laser/radar detector. Shadow speeding is not recommended during daylight hours on roads where law officials use air patrol to monitor speeds.
"It's a good thing I was shadow speeding, that guy speeding in front just got pulled over by the fuzz!"
by bahnburner December 6, 2006
Get the shadow speedingmug.