Phantom Pick Syndrome

Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.

"I feel like i have a hair pick in my afro, must be Phantom Pick Syndrome."

by blamebreadmaker July 28, 2024

Phantom Cock

What a woman feels after they've fingered themself to the image of being fucked by a hot dude

Hannah: I felt phantom cock after I touched myself to the image of Jacob fucking me

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Phantom-Word

A phrase describing the improper use of prefixes, leading to the creation of words that are easy to understand the meaning of, but entirely dont exist.

Person 1: That pig just flew!
Person 2: No way that's "unpossible"
Person 1: Nah mate its "impossible" you just used a phantom-word

by vishaknu May 11, 2024

Phantom Texts

When you are certain you feel your phone vibrating inside your pocket only to find you don't have your phone on you.

I spent a minute searching for my phone, just to find I haven't got it on me, I must be getting phantom texts.

by askannAar January 25, 2016

Phantom Hawker

Someone hawking up phlegm close by but you don't see them.

I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.

I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.

by Fenrar28 June 9, 2009

Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.

Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.

by Jyds December 30, 2022

Phantom Buzz

The feeling of nostalgia or euphoria after consuming a non-alcoholic beverage that closely mimics the taste and aroma of an alcoholic drink.

Man I miss drinking, lets crack open some 0.0% Heinekens and catch that phantom buzz

by ItsmeTrigo January 6, 2025