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Race with the Devil 

Metaphor for driving home as fast as possible so you don't crap your pants. Usually follows Denny's Chili Dog or Nachos.

The devil's challenge can not be rejected, you just have to clench and drive like mad.
"How was the Race with the Devil last night?"
"Thankfully I beat him and made it home with clean drawers."
Race with the Devil by Rex Splode January 6, 2010
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Chief Chunk'em in the dodo 

The act of a large penis being chunked in the brown eye.
God, Chief Chunk'em in the dodo tore my asshole up last night

highway to the danger zone 

When a girl with one or more STD's has shaved her pubes into a landing strip, it is a "highway to the danger zone"
Thought it was really cool that Mary's pubes were so manicured, but since I got diagnosed with herpes from eating her out, I realized it was just a highway to the danger zone

let me look up the definition of collect 

A sentence uttered by an individual who knows he/she is full of shit and is getting called out for it, so he/she panics and resorts to petty, manipulative methods to evade the original question.
Used in a Blaire White vs. Onision live debate on YouTube by Onision.
"Did you or did you not collect photos of underage girls to put in your videos to rate or to call fat or skinny or any of that shit?"
"Let me look up the definition of collect."

If I Were The Devil 

"If I Were The Devil" was a radio broadcast from 1965 by Paul Harvey, who was a radio broadcaster famous for his "The Rest Of The Story" segments.

If I Were The Devil is noted for being almost prophetic to the current condition of the United States several decades later, from its political wars to its surging crime, particularly amongst the youth, as well as the ideologies and its general path towards destruction. Removing God from the schoolhouse, advising against "extremes" in Patriotism, hard work, and moral conduct... it's all happening.

Dislike this if you want, but you can't ignore the truth in his warning speech forever... I don't expect this to get through to many, if any, on the Left, but I can only hope and pray it will.

FULL SPEECH: https : // youtu.be/cg5i7OPRaNg
IF I, WERE THE DEVIL.

If I were the devil... if I were the Prince of Darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness, and I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree...

Thee.

the duck song 

a song about a duck who comes to a lemonade stand every day asking if they have any grapes, thus making the stand owner very mad. can be found on youtube
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand,
"hey!" bum bum bum..."got any grapes?"

the duck song
the duck song by jonas_luvr29839 January 19, 2010

The Dirty Six-Thirty

An area code belonging to the western Chicago suburbs refered to by residents as "the dirty six-thirty". Towns included in the 630 include: Addison, Aurora, Bartlett, Batavia, Bensenville, Bloomingdale, Bolingbrook, Carol Stream, Clarendon Hills, Darien, Downers Grove, Elmhurst, Geneva, Glen Ellyn, Glendale Heights, Hanover Park, Hinsdale, Itasca, Lemont, Lisle, Lombard, Naperville, Oak Brook, Oswego, Roselle, St. Charles, Streamwood, Villa Park, Warrenville, West Chicago, Westmont, Wheaton, Willowbrook, Winfield, Wood Dale, Woodridge, Yorkville.

It's a virtual Sodom and Gomorrah.
You gonna hook up tonight? Fo' shizzle she's from The Dirty Six-Thirty... A-town (Aurora).