Guy Lie

A special moment in time when all the guys in a room/area simultaneously create a lie on the spot to cover up something they were all just doing. It usually happens when telling the truth would get them in trouble, and each guy takes a turn telling the lie when the last runs out of ideas. If the same lie was told by one guy, it would not usually be plausible. It's the multiple accounts that makes it magical.

Can be applied to when caught watching porn, peeping on someone, circle jerking, etc.
John: Dude, me and a bunch of friends almost got caught last night by James' girlfriend.

Jake: Oh, shit, what happened?

John: Don't worry, me and everyone else made a guy lie on the spot. It was beautiful.
by NeonFlame126 May 25, 2009
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is this guy for real

What you ask other people when you hear something so stupid, you cannot properly comprehend it
English teacher: You're grammar could be improved.
Me: Is this guy for real?
by Pie Stealer January 11, 2015
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Duck Guy

Some duck from the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series that constantly has the worst things happen to him.

He has a bowling ball fetish...

He also has a penis named Morgan...
Person 1: You remember in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5, when the Duck Guy got-
Person 2: I'd rather not..
by RedRabbit1987 March 05, 2019
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Guy manicure

A guy's manicure. Involves cleaning out fingernails out using a switchblade or pocketknife. Not for most women. Women who can do a guy manicure usually score higher with men on a coolness-factor. All guy manicures are self-performed. Never, ever, ask for a guy manicure from someone else.
-FB chat-
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.
by Scizor February 27, 2012
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Your not that guy

"Your not that guy" is what you say when someone tries to act better than they really are and imitate someone. If they fail horribly, you tell them "Your not that guy".
Jim: Bro look im Steph Curry
*misses shot*
Bill: Your not that guy
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y March 21, 2022
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Frot guy

Frot guys are homosexual and bisexual cisgender men who reject all forms of anal sex and choose mainly frot (genital-genital sex). No heteronormative role-playing with internalized heterosexism. Frot guys value their intrinsic endowment for natural male-male sex that is easy, safe and healthy.

Frot guy visibility reduces both external and internal homophobia and elevates the gay/bi community.
He's not a top, bottom, vers, g0y or side. He's a frot guy.
by mh109 July 21, 2021
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Rye Guy

Simply put, a rye guy is a guy with an affinity for rye, particularly rye bread.

Don't talk shit about rye guys.
Julian: "wow nick is such a rye guy"

Eric: "wow lmao isn't that just like a soy boy"

Julian: "Don't talk shit about rye guys."
by buttgoblin March 26, 2019
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