Tear

To cut. Rip. To open food. To break apart.

To open food, tear here.

by Exersize313 October 1, 2018

Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011

hancock tears

When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.

You fucked up, it’s your mess, own it, and you can stop those Hancock Tears right now you bell-end!

by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020

IM IN TEARS

laughing so hard that you’re crying

“HAHAHA IM IN TEARS”

by imgay777 June 6, 2022

Tear Jerker

When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.

She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker

by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021

Kyledile tears

When you fake crying to get out of trouble in a court of law

Everyone knew he was guilty despite the kyledile tears

by GIJOSE November 15, 2021

Conservative tears

Cum or semen from a conservative

The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"

by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022