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Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
by Informativity January 26, 2021
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Tan shoes

Usually worn with pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and a panama with a purple hat band.
Woman: Man, Dooley is rockin those tan shoes.
by RockLee'syouth January 29, 2021
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Covid Tan

Having a tan line horizontally across your face, due to wearing a face mask
I looked in the mirror when I got back home and noticed I have a covid tan right across my face!
by Jumpinjaxx7 March 9, 2021
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hung spray tan

When you partake in sex with a girl so fast or masturbate so fast that your penis gets tan.
Yo you like my hung spray tan? I got it last night with Emily.
by lazybobcat101 March 30, 2021
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Men that spray tan

A type of the male specimen that like to shove 2 to 3 cocks in both there mouth and ass.
Landon, cole, and Hudson, like to suck and get fucked everyday due to the gayness of the men that spray tan.
by Dickinlandon May 7, 2021
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Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried
Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets
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Tan Yu Sheng

A person that always finds a way to cheat in every game (especially TEKKEN 7!!!) that he play in order to prove his big **** ego
Why you always win when when playing Tekken 7, you must be Tan Yu Sheng.
by farkimi July 14, 2022
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