german surprise

A drastically misjudged fart resulting in a follow through

"Fetch me some new slacks Jeeves" said the Queen "I seem to have given myself a German Surprise"

by James Cook August 31, 2006

October Surprise

A sex act performed during mediocre and depressing congress where one partner at the last minute produces a hidden dildonic device such as a godemiche or olisbos with the intent of stimulating their partner enough to compensate for the previous lack of skill.

Connie, not getting the usual response from performing a blumpkin and concerned about re-election, attempted to stimulate the constituents anus with a previously hidden vibrating George Bush buttplug. Sufficiently October Surprised, the constituent ejaculated all over Connie's face, ensuring 4 more years of hard core unforgiving fissure tearing ass pounding. God bless America.

by jigoku February 13, 2008

Brazilian Surprise

This is when a man spits on a womans back right before he ejaculates. The woman will think the spit is the semen and will turn around, and this is when the man actually cums on her face and surprises her.

Damn, my husband gave me the best anniversary present last night with a Brazilian Surprise!

by Tyler DaMan May 21, 2008

caramel surprise

the act of covering your penis with poo then when a girl near you yawns u quickly stick your weiner in her mouth and then run...hitnrun, caramel surprise......unforgiveable

Matt:yo anthony i was chillin with jenna up in ottawa and i gave her a caramel surprise she couldnt breathe....
Anthony:was it unforgiveable?
Jennas brother:Matt im gonna kick the shit out of you!
Alex:im hard
Mitch:mu-hele hele?

by mattownslife February 23, 2008

sweetcorn surprise

When one finishes pooping to find that their poop is filled with sweetcorn. The sweetcorn is more of a surprise if one cannot recall consuming sweetcorn that day.

Helen was just about to flush her massive log when she noticed a delightful sweetcorn surprise!

by Lawley Peacock-Charlesworth April 1, 2009

halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings

Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!

by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009

The hairy surprise

When a guy cuts his pubes before oral sex, but doesnt remove them, then jizzs all over the girls mouth then makes her suck him off again and she comes out with a mustache.

O man Erics cutting his pubes he must what to give that chick the hairy surprise.

by U suck balls ehhh June 19, 2010