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START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Person A: "I don't like these new rules"
Person B: " Well start rowing or start swimming."
by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024
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Startism

Startism / Startardation.
A neurosis suffered by backers and subscribers of the 'game' Star Citizen.

Symptoms escalate exponentially relative to their fiscal stupidity and should not be engaged in anyway about how to run a game development studio as this generally leads to the observers acquisition of symptom's and unless
treated with a heathy dose of "outside' can lead to severe cognitive impairment.
All exhibit a vocal grandiose knowledge in the complexities of (including but not limited too) Celestial mechanics,
Rocket and missile science, Combat flight both atmospheric and zero gravity, Galactic mining geology and most importantly Video game development and Server maintenance,
Outside of this, a myriad of quasi-intellectual subjects surround the 'Startists' but on closer inspection almost all

posses no more than a rudimentary knowledge of anything more than their credit card details, how to microwave yesterdays Uber eats, your Mothers address and how to (supposedly)run a billion dollar video game development studio from your garage.
On the surface 100% of Startists will seem to possess a Nobel prize level knowledge of Einstein -Rosen bridge and Newtonian wormhole mechanics and although being unable to navigate to the shower can tell you with certainty how a video game spaceship.jpeg would make the jump to hyperspace without bouncing to close to a bar of soap.
A backer of the video game Start Citizen
Startism defined as one suffering from Startardation
Go and touch some grass you Startard
The Startism is strong with this one.
Take a joke.
See you in the verse you Startards o7.
by Spectrum Startard support October 28, 2024
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Startism

A neurosis suffered by backers and subscribers of the 'game' Star Citizen.

Symptoms escalate exponentially relative to their fiscal stupidity and should not be engaged in anyway about how to run a game development studio as this generally leads to the observers acquisition of symptom's and unless
treated with a heathy dose of "outside' can lead to severe cognitive impairment.
All exhibit a vocal grandiose knowledge in the complexities of (including but not limited too) Celestial mechanics,
Rocket and missile science, Combat flight both atmospheric and zero gravity, Galactic mining geology and most importantly Video game development and Server maintenance,
Outside of this, a myriad of quasi-intellectual subjects surround the 'Startists' but on closer inspection almost all

posses no more than a rudimentary knowledge of anything more than their credit card details, how to microwave yesterdays Uber eats, your Mothers address and how to (supposedly)run a billion dollar video game development studio from your garage.
On the surface 100% of Startists will seem to possess a Nobel prize level knowledge of Einstein -Rosen bridge and Newtonian wormhole mechanics and although being unable to navigate to the shower can tell you with certainty how a video game spaceship.jpeg would make the jump to Hyperspace without bouncing to close to a bar of soap.
Go and touch some grass you Startist
The startism is strong with this one
Take a joke
See you in the verse you Startards o7
by Spectrum Startard support October 28, 2024
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Squart

A squirt-fart.
That was the loudest squart I have ever heard.
by 86Artsyz November 12, 2024
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starthefoxxo

A caffeine addicted sleep deprived fox girl vtuber
Man I didn’t get any sleep last night!

Are you starthefoxxo
by Cycycunijyddvkkydeuu hi gedhki December 17, 2024
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starthefoxxo

Hi how are *stutters profusely* you ok no I think I just Starthefoxxo for a sec
by Cycycunijyddvkkydeuu hi gedhki December 17, 2024
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startle simulator

A subgenre of horror game that combines a walking simulator with sudden, jarring audiovisual shocks. Instead of building tension gradually, these games rely on abrupt loud noises and flashing images to elicit quick, visceral fright responses. This approach sacrifices narrative depth and atmosphere for cheap thrills, it is the lowest, cheapest and most abundant form found in horror because it takes little skill/effort.
- Did you hear about that new horror game "Back door horrors 9"? It looks like it's gonna be really scary.

- What? What are you talking about? That's obviously some startle simulator. The entire trailer is just popup images and boom sound effects. It's made for YouTubers to get meaningless screams out of them for clickbait.
by idontcare97098 February 19, 2025
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