you fucking spoon

An insult

Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!

Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon

by whats it to you??????? May 27, 2017

Practically Spooning

When two people are almost, or sort of spooning, they are said to be 'practically spooning'.

Tor wished he could spoon her, but practically spooning was as far as he could get.

by 10manbandit February 4, 2010

Spoon Slap

A word of over all dirty thoughts.
Has multiple meanings of a persons feelings at the time.

We should go Spoon Slap in the closet.
Go Spoon Slap yourself.
I hope you go fucking Spoon Slap in hell.

by life saver July 20, 2008

pewter spoon

Mentioned often in "Aqueronte" a pewter spoon is a large overwhelming penis.

She fainted when she saw his pewter spoon

by therealwildabeast October 21, 2011

silver spoon coon

A term used to describe one who received their success because of their privileged upbringing. For example, an artist such as a rapper or singer that grew up in a rich family and didn't have to work nearly as hard as others to attain their current wealth, status, or success.

Kendrick ain't no silver spoon coon tho! He grinded for that shit cuh.

by TrapGodYeezusJr May 14, 2017

peanut butter spoon

The loser got hit by a loser so he ate a peanut butter spoon

peanut butter spoon - donut operator

by ImRed6000 September 18, 2020

Wooden Spoon Speed

Wooden Spoon Speed is the speed at which a child runs at while being persued by said childs enraged parent.

any person can run at wooden spoon speed.

after lil jonny broke the window, he ran at wooden spoon speed to hide under his bed.

by JehovahsWittnessProtectionUnit April 12, 2010