Splatter Metal

Its for all of those who bow down to the one true gods, GWAR, those who do not listen to Splatter metal, are fuckin RE-RE's and will parish in the wake of RAGNAROK

Gwar is the greatest of all Splatter metal all the way.

by Oderus Urungus May 25, 2006

splatters

A portmanteau of ass and platter, splatters are any pants or shorts worn lower than the waist that highlight the accessibility of the butt, presumably as an advertisement of one's eagerness for anal sex. Likely a carryover from the prison trend to announce homosexuality by wearing the pants low.

"Fool's wearin splatters and he ain't even gay!"

"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."

by <MF> July 15, 2009

shit splatters

when something nasty or revolting splatters

Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!

Guy 2: Why didn't you?

Guy 1: Shit splatters.

by Moriah5467 October 10, 2008

slather blausen

A German chef that hurls a bucket of batter in your face when you open the door, and strumbles back from his lack of balance.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Slata

Way of slurring "see ya lata" into a 2 syllable word which saves time speaking and/or typing.

"Yo i'm out like the fat kid in dodgeball."
"Slata"

by $panky December 9, 2003

shlatt

To read a text and then text back hours later.

Matt-So thats a me?
Shelby-Yeah, i saw you texted me, read it but texted you back like a jillion hours later.
Matt-Well since we're both doing it. We pulled a shlatt

by killindatshlatt August 19, 2008

clean slate fonzarelli

when you take a huge shit and go to wipe but then a sense of purpose, accomplishment and confidence strikes you that is so powerful that you refrain from tearing even one measley safety square of paper because you know, you just know that the shit came out so perfectly and that your rectum dispensed with that happy turd so well that there is absolutely no need to wipe at all. You just put your thumbs up and let out an "aaaayyyyy", like Fonzi would, because you are so impressed with yourself and everyone else should be too. Because who else could do something that great besides you, and Fonzi, of course.

Ok ok, I understand you want me to eat your asshole out. But I've gotta tell you that unless you have one great clean slate Fonzarelli I'm not doin it. That hole of yours better be spic and span or I'm not eatin it.

by motoboat September 25, 2010