clappin spank monkey

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.

she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night

by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004

Jackhammer Spank

Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank to the balls.

"I wasn't expecting her to pull a Jackhammer Spank on me last night."

by Imperial Lady October 21, 2008

Titanium Shlankle-Dankey

A machine powered by titanium chunks that can turn any matter into toast.

Hey, have you heard of the titanium shlankle-dankey? I heard that it turns anything into toast!

by TheDemon November 28, 2006

Ankle Spankers

When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.

Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!

by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012

slanky

a hybrid of a slimmy and a skank; the utmost in choice girls.

Man, remember that slanky we saw at the Dairy Queen?

by squirefan June 12, 2005

Slanky

a cross between a slut and a skank.

Hey yo Brit i made a new version for you check it out " bitch ur wild, ur a slanky hoe, ur a slanky hoe" (use tune of stanky leg)

by Pure8chocolateBB April 11, 2009

spanking

Procrastinating, often by web surfing online. Goofing off by enjoying yourself instead of getting something done. Refers specifically but not exclusively to masturbating ("spanking the monkey"), especially while looking at porn online.

Am I interrupting?
Nah, just spanking. What's up?

by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007