fun size

The best way to describe your cock if it's below average and you must divulge the information in an honest way. A favorite with fun sized girls.

So how big is your cack? Fun size baby, once you pop you can't stop.

by Baird024 October 16, 2016

cock size

Some thing that is very large.

That mountain is cock size.

by BostonTravis August 18, 2006

Smizeltov

n. A jubliant celebration of the mystical powers of marijuana. (Origin: The Don)

I was so smiznogeyed at the smizeltov.

by Tizz November 10, 2004

smideiot

Derived from the words "Stupid" and "Idiot"

To promote the fact that someone is both stupid and an idiot
or a stupid ass idiot.

That's not how you do it you smideiot

or you are a fucking smideiot

by OvermindX November 12, 2006

Sizemorphic

1) a software development term used to describe functionality purposely designed to be extraordinarily complex; often characterized by wildly inconsistent/unrepeatable results and an overemphasis on extraneous detail or superfluous information 2) A complex piece of software which generates results that are either irrelevant or could have been obtained by simpler means 3) Anything done with the deliberate intention of perplexing or confusing the reviewer or audience

The sizemorphic application would only allow users to continue if the following conditions were met:
1. The user had been given the proper security access
2. A valid insurance policy number had been entered
3. A blood relative had eaten pineapple within the past two weeks OR yesterday's date ended in a '2'.

by Mister Nom de Guerre April 21, 2008

Smice

A mixture of the word "sweet" and "nice". Don't ask where the "M" comes from.

1: Yo, did you check out my mixtape?
2: Yeah bro, it was SMICE?
1: Sweet and nice? Where does the "M" come from?
2: Who cares?
1: Smice!

by Sandeberg January 12, 2015

Smiéc

Smiéc is a polish word meaning 'trash'

Used for literally everyone....
It can mean idiot....
It can mean douche....
It can mean anything you want it to.

I love this word. It's my ultimate fave.

Look at that human he rockin' dat smiéc look m9

That smiéc phoned me. He pure mental guj he gettin it.

by Patty4spongebob December 16, 2016