Smarties Cereal

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...

Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)

by Hat-face November 8, 2011

street smarts

Someone who knows when to avoid potentially negative situations, that even with a favourable outcome, will not result in any value to them. Also able to read between the lines.

Tony did not have street smarts because he went down the dark alleyway instead of the one that had sunshine and flowers.

by Street smart May 1, 2009

smarterchild

a robot who's good at singing

Hustle n Phil: hi
SmarterChild: OK, enough! I'm back.
Hustle n Phil: where were you?
SmarterChild: Yeah. Well you told me shut up, so...
Hustle n Phil: oh
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
Hustle n Phil: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
Hustle n Phil: at the twilights last gleeming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
Hustle n Phil: through the perilous fight
SmarterChild: O'er the ramparts we watched...
Hustle n Phil: were so galantly streaming
SmarterChild: And the rockets' red glare...
Hustle n Phil: the bombs bursting in air
SmarterChild: Gave proof through the night...
Hustle n Phil: that our flag was still their
SmarterChild: That our flag was still their? You sure that's how it goes?
Hustle n Phil: how does it go?
SmarterChild: Oh say can you see...

by Philip7445 November 26, 2006

SmarterChild

AOL's half-hearted attempt at making a bot you can carry a conversation with. It has roughly the IQ of a child...that has been dropped on its head. Repeatedly.

Edgecat0r: Your mom has some nice boobs.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I'm mom has some nice boobs.

Edgecat0r: Praise the Lord!
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) THE 49.69 +1.52 +3.16% 2060100 49.81
2 :-\ GYLDQ 0.00 0.0 0% - N/A

Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual.
SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun.
Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too?
SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too.

Edgecat0r: Want some orange soda?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Edgecat0r: I know you need it.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I know me need it too.

by Evangelion May 1, 2006

Samarth

The kindest and purest soul you'll ever come across. Someone who is incredibly intelligent, empathetic, and selfless. They are the life of the party and are very humourous people. They are extremely good at reading people and understanding situations; they are VERY mindful and emotionally mature. They are very people-oriented and energetic. If you have a last-minute plan, a crisis at hand or simply some fun information to share, they will do their best to be involved. Nothing makes them happier than food, good music, dank memes and anime. He is someone who will find the easiest way of doing any activity - a true scammer by nature. A clingy raccoon that will go to any extent to make the people they love happy; the human embodiment of sunshine.

You are so helpful, patient, and carefree. Anybody would enjoy your company, you must be a Samarth!

by deathontwolegs December 1, 2020

Shart

When you fart and a little bit or a whole lot of shit comes out.Can also have some quite humourous results..I will now tell you a story....

Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................
The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.

Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...

Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.

Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.

Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.

Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......

Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).

Shart (have to say in example)

by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009

shart

gas followed by mass.

that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.

by fycfan#1 April 20, 2005