bombay slap jack

1)Go out with mates for a curry
2)Go home to partner
3)take partner's top off
4)shit all over her chest
5)get a dirty shitty tit wank

Danny-Good weekend Jules?
Jules-very good thanks
Danny-what did you get up to?
Jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!

by Crazy Wai April 12, 2005

flap slap

when a woman slaps someone in the face with her labia.

He turkey slapped her she lifted up her skirt and flap slapped him back!

by camocap May 21, 2009

Bacon Slap

When A Woman Takes Her Breasts And Slaps Them Across A Mans Face continuously.

I Bacon Slapped Him Like Crazy.

by Bacon Slap January 21, 2015

Hindley Love Slap

hindley love slap contains boning a girl in the anal while , assaulting the back of her head with various garden offiliates.

" dude i proper hindley love slapped this dirty slapper last nite"

"want did you use??"

"a trowel"

by superkingjosh April 10, 2009

Fresh Trim Slap

A fresh trim slap is where if someone get a fresh trim/haircut you give them a slap on the back of the head

Oh D Moore ma G has got a fresh trim lets give him a Fresh Trim Slap

by hiimjimmy June 25, 2019

danza slap

While receiving a blowjob you proceed to pull out of their mouth and slap them in the face with your cock and say "Who's the boss, bitch?"

Hey Joe, I danza slapped Tina!

by Joseph Louise May 28, 2006

paki slap

a paki slap is like apimp slap but instead of using baby powder you use curry powder hence the name paki slap

copyright damien robinson and james taylor

james: damien you cock munching peado
'damien says nothing and leaves the room'
james: where you going faggot?
damien: you cheeky fucker 'slap'
james: why is my face burning?
damien: you just been paki slapped bitch!
james: im going blind
damien: lmao =

by damien robinson and james taylor January 18, 2008