Slappy

To be tell an utterly pointless, boring and often stupid story.

Tom "Do you remember that one time when I won a cheeseburger and then you went up and got it?"
Vince "Yeah, ok Slappy"

by vinnyg December 30, 2007

Slapped the basin

To take an enormous shit and have it hit the toilet bowl aggressively.

I had a bowl of chili last night, and this morning I slapped the basin. Now somebody needs to fix the toilet.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 March 31, 2017

Slappery

1. General Tom foolery associated with inactive Bat-Slaps.

2. When you're at an estuary and a bunch of fish hop out of the water and steal your baby off the blanket during a picnic.

1. "I can't take much more of this damned slappery, my toe is starting to ache."

2. "I was sitting near the estuary and some slappery took place. Luckily it was the fat couple sitting next to us. SLAP-FAST!!"

by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D July 17, 2018

Slappeling

The sound your balls make when they cup around the girl’s butthole as you are thrusting from behind.

I was pounding that girl so hard my balls were slappeling around her box.

by Pat Moutard January 21, 2019

Slapped-out

To get slapped-out means to get told off or ridiculed verbally for getting something wrong, mainly from a boss/someone you’re doing something for.

It’s basically the vocal equivalent of a slap to the face.

This stems from the ideology that some parents have of slapping their kids as a form of punishment if they fall out of line, eventually hoping to correct their behaviour. Hence the phrase “slapped-out”.

Henry: I got slapped-out by the boss today.
Mable: What happened this time?
Henry: I got the address wrong on today’s invoice and it never made it to his desk.
Mable: Probably just in a bad mood, you should’ve seen how he slapped-out Charlie the other day.

OR

Bob: My wife slapped me out yesterday for staying at the bar too late.
Tom: I hate when my wife slaps me out man, I’d do anything to avoid it.

by Aggin and Aggin February 9, 2022

gaggle slapped

(gag-gull slapped)
-adj.

1. Shocked at being slapped by someone you would least expect it from. The resulting astonished reaction is usually more intense than the physical pain.

2. The equivalent of being emotionally gagged. Caught completely off guard to the point of not knowing how to respond. Speechless.

"I can't believe I was gaggle slapped! He used to be such a sweet boy... what happened to him?"

"I never expected her to react that way. I felt like dying right then and there. Completely gaggle slapped... now what do I do?"

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

prune slapped

Being surprised with an extremely dark and purple hickey, that looks as if someone threw a prune at your neck.
(Usually very difficult to cover up or hide.)

James: Dude what'd your girl do to your neck last night?

Nick: Yeah, I got prune slapped. Can't hide it.

James: That sucks. No pun intended.

by cheesemayo June 20, 2011