face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing

Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?

by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021

slapping

Noun. Also "a good slapping": Uk.

A physical assault occaisioning actual bodily harm, but not grievous, which would be a good hiding.

Don't do that or i'll give you a slapping.

1. Did you hear about that bloke last night? Gave this lad a right good slapping!

2. Yeah, broke his nose. I heard it was a proper good hiding.

1. Nah, he didn't get him on the floor and kick fuck out of him or anything.

by edjog! January 9, 2006

Slapdashtrash

a group of friends just trying to entertain the world.

- I have a (insert life threatening illness here); I am sad.

- Well, my (insert important person to you here) just died.

- Yeah? Whenever I have a life threatening illness or someone important to me has just died, I turn to slapdashtrash to hook me up phat with the laughs.

by I'm the better Matt August 26, 2005

slapped the monkey

Sexual intercourse. Sex. Sleeping together. Phrase sometimes used in the ghetto.

Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!

by Allie222 April 13, 2008

Slapperz

A song that contains a lot of bass or beat.

These Slapperz hit hard on my two 15 inch subwoofers!

by biotchtress July 20, 2011

Triple-Boobie-Slappage

slapping 3 alien boobs at once known for in the game duke nukem forever

Man1: Guess what I did.
Man2: Triple-Boobie-Slappage?
Man1: .......

by [insertfunnyusernamehere] July 1, 2011

Slappy Wallace

This is when a Male lifts his penis leaving his ballsack to hang, using the sack to smack a female in the face.

"Jenny has a black eye as a result of a Slappy Wallace"

by DCaf March 27, 2008