simon

a very attractive black male with perfect teeth very fun too hang around with his a player so ladies watch out and dont fall in love with that sexy as nigga

simon is so sexy man

by johnshs September 28, 2021

simon

they have a huge monster cock.

oh my god its simon dont cum yet

by lolnogæhœ December 11, 2020

Simon

Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.

Example:
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!

Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!

by Wet Willy October 27, 2017

Simone Bredariol

God.

-Oh,you won't believe me but I've met Simone Bredariol!
-You mean God right?

by Memeboy :) November 23, 2021

Simon JuJu

that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.

Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu

by peace808yo September 9, 2010

Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

by kuckky August 4, 2022

Simon

Simon, A really Cool dude smart funny tall and really damn cute! Blond hair blue eyes or is it green im color blind so i wouldet know He's someone you want to be around he can be the light of your day he's also over protective witch cab be really cute! He's like a bear He can be soft and cuddly and then he can be protective and Strong! Simon in general is the best

Simon.. Oh him that tall cute dude you dated him!? Foolish of you to break his heart

by Well She exists sadly April 14, 2021