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Canadian Silly String

The act of ejaculating seamen while bouncing up and down on a trampoline.
Danny thought it would be funny to jump up on the trampoline and shower the crowd with canadian silly string.

Jerk it silly 

I need an ipod, let's head over to Jerk it Silly.
Jerk it silly by Alan McCullough September 23, 2005

Compton Silly Straw 

The Compton Silly Straw is one of the most complicated sex moves on the planet. WARNING: It requires great flexibility, an average size penis, and no shame about having your penis touching another man's cock.

So to start off, you and three friends need to find a girl who would be down with a gang bang- or three on one action. After foreplay, or whatever you like to do, you perform the Compton Silly.

The three men participating in the orgy stand next to each other, forming a half circle around the girl. With string, yarn, or any type of rope, (preferably hemp rope) the males tie and bind their penis' together in unison to form one giant penis. While working together, the three male participants shove their three bound dicks up the girls vagina.

As if playing twister, the three men have sex with the one woman with their dicks tied together until orgasm.
Dude, you're not going to believe what happened last Saturday at Brad's house. Me, Tad, and Chad met up with Linda and did some kinky shit. Linda couldn't decide who she wanted more so the three of us got out the rubber bands and gave Linda the Compton Silly Straw!

Slap you silly 

Striking in the face of one's opponent with an open, wet palm (see topkapi) leaving the recipient dazed and silly at any time of the day or night. Recipient of the slap may not be lucid or responsive for more than 30 seconds.

By Da flying squirrel
I will slap you silly until you look for the ring, hobbit.

you silly thing 

the person you have pure love and affection for :)
you silly thing by hhghdfbjj March 30, 2021