pear shaped

If you are to have a large evening that consists of consuming ridiculous amounts of either alcohol or illegal substances you are bound to end up pear shaped.When your mind and internal organs are not functioning as they should do,due to mind altering substance use, you are pear shaped.

"Gee whiz,last night was a fuckn corka!Tell ya what,I'm gonna be fuckn PEAR SHAPED tomorrow!!YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

by Philthy Phil October 24, 2006

blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

scrape

To pick someone up in your vehicle.

"You tryin' to have me scrape you?"
"Want me to scrape you after work?"
"I'm about to skate through and scrape you up."

by mgrizzay March 31, 2008

gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004

shraps

A person who THINKS he's the digitalsheep.net webmaster, when that's really my domain.

He thinks he's MaNi, but he's really a shraps.

by MaNiFoLD July 24, 2004

Sidewalk scraper

a pimp picking up new girls , an og mac on the prowl for some new girls , a fly dude pickin up chicks in a bar or fine establishment

i was a sidewalk scraper when i picked up some slime( a new hood rat hoe) she was so fine , ya dig? you can use this word around your grandma and she wont know what your talking about , unless shes hood

by ErffDog420! September 29, 2010

pull shapes

to make shapes out of your penis

"look! now my penis is a hamberger!! omg"
"eewwww, dont pull shapes, its nasty dude"

by Kyle Beer December 26, 2007