a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma May 29, 2014
Shaking my dick
The ghetto equivalent to SMH (Shaking my head)
Usually said after someone does something embarrassing or rather awkward
*can be done practically: after the event occurs instead of shaking your head pull your pants down and shake your dick like a beyblade
*is gender based
The ghetto equivalent to SMH (Shaking my head)
Usually said after someone does something embarrassing or rather awkward
*can be done practically: after the event occurs instead of shaking your head pull your pants down and shake your dick like a beyblade
*is gender based
Shaking my dick: Literally the manly equivalent of Shaking my head
Boi 1: *says something awkward to his crush in front of others
Boi 2: Bruh SMD *pulls pant down and shakes his dick rapidly
Boi 1: *says something awkward to his crush in front of others
Boi 2: Bruh SMD *pulls pant down and shakes his dick rapidly
by BruhmiumMomentos October 04, 2019
"Waist-shake?" I innocently and stupidly asked. This absolutely set them OFF, as they started pelvic-thrusting their way across the soccer field.
by NovaDeimos June 08, 2005
While performing cunnalingus, you vomit on the vagina, and then proceed to have vaginal sex until you ejaculate inside the vagina.
by TMJ April 29, 2008
When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.
Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.
Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!
Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!
by Pink Dog June 07, 2006
(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")
history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.
history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.
by Tom August 26, 2004
To relieve rage/tension, an individual may find a coconut tree and shake it to release the fruit. In cases where the climate does not allow for natural coconuts, the individual may choose to find the nearest fruit-bearing tree and shake that instead.
Loc became so mad after hearing the bad news that he broke into my yard and shook all the peaches off of my peach tree, the look of rage dissipated from his face as he finished "shaking the coconut tree"
by docdopp October 19, 2011