steakhouse

Oral sex. Pene in mouth. Blow job. Phil A. Sheeohh.

Steakhouse,please!I simply don't have the energy for a urine bomb.

by Nathan Urcheck April 24, 2009

Steak finger

Digital stimulation of the anus

Carl: "Jesus Christ Ken has been a pill this week!"
Nick: "Ah, just give him the steak finger in the shower next time. He'll be smiling in no time."

by bdubster November 28, 2010

steak on

An expression to employ when the intent is to be vague. Of equivalence to the indian head bobble.

Commonly mistaken for "straight on" which is falsely thought to be derived from "right on", "right on" being an affirmative expression instead of one of vagueness.

Dude, steak on.

by two two one February 21, 2011

steakjob

The process of cooking and eating a charcoal-grilled steak in a sensual even orgiastic manner, generally done on a beach. It is an acceptable replacement for sexual intercourse.

I'm lonely tonight. I'm going to give myself a steakjob. Yummm.

by grillingfan February 27, 2011

steak sauced

super drunk. so drunk you'll probably become hungry and order the most questionable of meal that can be delivered to your door.

Hahhhh im steak sauced, OOOH pasta pizza bowl.

by Ian Fappington February 10, 2012

steakface

Annoying/Pretentious vegetarians who deserve a slap in the face with a steak.

'Sheila deserves a good slapping, what a a steakface.'

by steakface March 20, 2013

steak sabre

The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.

"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"

by Spunkmeister Joe October 6, 2013