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scratch.mit.edu

it's a website where loads of 9 year olds say things like "f4f bra" or "im reporting you 4 bein mean to me"
the actual website isn't bad, it's just the people who use it. people who use it are known as 'scratchers' and if you're a n00b then you're a 'new scratcher' if you manage to leave the site without being mentally scarred then I respect you.
Player 1: Hey! Did you hear of scratch.mit.edu?
Player 2: Don't talk about it. You'll never come out alive
Player 3: I heard...that the scratch team ban you for saying the word 'stupid'
Players 1 & 2 & 3: *shudders*
by Diavi January 1, 2017
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Indian Secret

given to a passed or unconcsious female, and consists of ample ejaculate from one or more men being squirted on her face and in her hair, never to be discussed in the future.
Your sister passed out on my couch after the party and we gave her an Indian Secret.
by Bryankuntass February 2, 2006
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Secret lover

Wen a boy deep down inside secretly loves a girl even if she's dating someone else
Ahem T**** is Kristina's "Secret lover" ;)
by Dabeast284 September 13, 2011
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cat scratch fever

A popular fetish that refers to a love, interest, attraction or preference for puma and cougars.
Hey man, I think I am starting to develop a cat scratch fever after that girl last night at the club.
by humanfatw June 17, 2010
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double secret probation

ToGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
ToGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
by Lil' Jon January 27, 2005
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secret 7

A bunch of rich snobby people who do nothing but pretend to conspire. 7 new members a year, 7 new alumni a year. candidqates are identified through silver rings and/or tats. Members are indentified through some unknown marking.
i was invited to join the secret 7 but i told them to get lost!
by r-o-b August 17, 2006
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