Refill the Swamp Stapler

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

Biscuit in a Gravy swamp

1: when you fill one of your partner’s holes with gravy and then stick your penis in it.

2: a state of happiness or fulfillment, usually expressed by southern gentlemen.

Jacob dipped his biscuit in a gravy swamp.

by Hot Garbage 360 December 31, 2020

The Cheap New Orleans swamp Tour

When you get very intoxicated and are offered a cheap swamp tour. Then are sexually assaulted by two sssbbw’s who are fertile and then entrap you for child support. They then raise the baby to be the leader of a hate group.

Stay together, and protect each other. We don’t wana take the cheap New Orleans swamp tour. I hear Bertha is fertile this time of month.

by Swamp ride December 16, 2021

new orleans swamp ride

Very obese female sexual predators that seek out highly intoxicated men. Then lure them to a private area where they will force the man to inseminate them repeatedly.

Don’t get to drunk or you will end up taking the New Orleans swamp ride.

by Swamp ride December 16, 2021

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat

A person who is so spoiled that when they don't get their way turns into a hideous beast.

Whenever I tell my old lady no she turns into a real Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 10, 2023

swamp donkey

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.

"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"

by Guzzy February 5, 2004

Swamper

Somebody who mops the floors at an adult theater. Also known as "jizz-mopper"

as in the feature film titled, "Swamper"

by ClintB July 17, 2006