Mexico City Steamer

The act of stabbing someone, taking their shoes, and leaving a warm burrito on their chest. Commonly practiced in dark alleys and Chinatown.

Man, Nick just got a sweet pair of Nike's when he gave that motherfucker a Mexico City Steamer!

by Z-Money$ November 29, 2009

steaming dragon

During fellatio, to pull your b'yotches head tightly into your pelvis as you cum and refuse to let go, thus causing her to gasp for breath out of her nose and release hot man sauce from the nasals... hence the "Steaming Dragon".

by Jackaboni April 25, 2003

Steaming Road Twinkie

Typically when an over the road truck driver or anyone who drives long distances for that matter takes to the road, one needs various methods to keep awake. Some may resort to coffee, others music, but the most hearty will resort to the road twinkie. The road twinkie is created when a sock is used to cover the erect manhood of the driver who then works out a batch of man juice. This juice is caught inside of the sock thus making it resemble a twinkie. Disposal is usually done by throwing the newly formed twinkie out of the car window.

Trucker 1: Man, got a long haul tomorrow. Taking a load of rebar and sheet rock from Tulsa to LA. Not sure if I can stay awake.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.

by steaming road twinkie May 11, 2009

cleaveland steamer

Having a one night stand, then taking a shit on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.

"What happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"

by montez May 8, 2003

seaman belly

adj: to describe a person who looks so gentleman and polite, but that guy is actually a gangster who curses a lot or firetruck people a lot. Or he is just an abnormal person.

1. He looks so normal, but actually he is a seaman belly who enjoys stabbing himself like an emo.

by Valocko October 30, 2010

Ordinary Seaman

A fat fuck who claims to be from the shitty state of south carolina but is in fact from virginia. Usually found with a dumb ass look on its face and its hand either scratching its fat ass or its little dick. Whenever this thing fucks up, it thinks a simple "ma bad" will do. Also is not able to get any pussy of anykind even kpa.

Guy: Who is that fat ass scratching his balls over there?

Girl: Thats an Ordinary Seaman , he sure wont shut up about south carolina and he makes my pussy dry.

by thisishowwedoit April 21, 2009

pink steamer

to queef during sex.

Dude, I had Katie in the reverse corkscrew last night and she totally gave me a pink steamer...made my balls vibrate. Felt real good.

by JiffyPopper February 11, 2008