sloppy angela

the rag you wipe your cum on.

After many uses, my dried-up sloppy angela needed a good washing.

by O'Henry April 27, 2006

Sloppy Muffin

A game that teens ages 15-24 play in a party. What they do is a group of teens place a Muffin (Or a Biscuit) on the ground, then a group of people circle the Muffin and then they begin to masturbate and compete to ejaculate on the Muffin. The last one to ejaculate on the Muffin or fails to has to eat the Muffin. This is practiced alot by intellectuals in Universities.

Did you hear? Tom played sloppy muffin last night and Joey had to eat it.

by SUPERKITTYMAN123! September 30, 2010

Sloppy Monster

When someone throws up all over another persons dick and then gives them a blow job cleaning the dick.

Yea, that girl gave me a sloppy monster last night...Very kinky!

by wickedcuteguy November 18, 2010

Sloppy Rod

While performing anal sex on someone, you pee in their butt. As it fills up like a gas tank, you pull out and slam it back in, slap that ass and yell "Sloppy Rod!"

"Damn that assholes tight, I'ma fill it up with a sloppy rod!"

by Steve Rod January 27, 2010

sloppy jack

Some dietary supplement tend to make the taker excrete their own body fat in liquid form (Britney Spears was rumoured to be a fan). However, unlike spears these fluids can be used for the sole purpose of lubrication of the rectum. Perfroming a Sloppy Jack would be to take advantage of these fluids in the pursuit of back door pleasures

Andy puts rohypnol and diet suppliments in drinks to get new girlfriends.

by ManMachine January 24, 2005

sloppy boobs

less than great boobs. saggy or floppy...ew

mullins has sloppy boobs!
did you hear that dct song about sloppy boobs?

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

sloppy salad

A sexual act where a male vomits onto his partners pubic area, then proceeds to feast on the surrounding area.

I saw my dad give my mom a sloppy salad last night, and my God it was sexy.

by Krunk Palace April 19, 2008