Martin : * displays his new piano*
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?
Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?
Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.
by anonymous peep October 28, 2019
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Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
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by Randy B-Rad June 25, 2020
Get the simplesplain mug.simplea is a term used by skaters and artists when somebody is being an absolute idiot or being a bit of a bitch.
can be used as a verb or a noun.
frequently also used by those in art galleries or at fashion shows when something is a bit shit.
can be used as a verb or a noun.
frequently also used by those in art galleries or at fashion shows when something is a bit shit.
by gr!ffskates October 19, 2020
Get the simplea mug.A term used by skaters and artists when someone is being a bitch or their work is shit. Also used by people frequenting fashion shows to say that an outfit is a bit shit.
can be used as an adjective or a noun. generally derogatory and used towards people who are two faced liars. synonyms include bitch and shit.
can be used as an adjective or a noun. generally derogatory and used towards people who are two faced liars. synonyms include bitch and shit.
“hey your art is simplea”
“nah bro your simplea and so is your fit”
“as if my fit is simplea. learn some sense man and fuck off simplea”
“nah bro your simplea and so is your fit”
“as if my fit is simplea. learn some sense man and fuck off simplea”
by gr!ffskates October 19, 2020
Get the simplea mug.The insanely rare "Simpleton-Brainer" is so rare it should be kept in a wildlife zoo with all possible restraints attached to avoid any unnecessary accident from evolving in it's chaotic environment. Anything below very high level smooth-boys should never be allowed in the near proximity or even visual reach from this monster, let alone manage and take care of it. Conveying this beast away from it's own misery is considered impossible by expert smooth scientists. So we're told to simply spectate and let it be.
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