Laos Shuffle

The dance my grandfather does when I talk to him about the war. Usually consists of a weird breakdance on the floor, lasting for many minutes.

HOLY SHIT my grandad is doin the Laos shuffle

by EggplantAddict(cocaine) September 4, 2022

shuffle hair

A phrase meaning 'good looking hair'

Woah, Ben has shuffle hair today

by qwertyduuuuude September 26, 2010

Cape Town shuffle

Is once a man get naked you leave your socks on and proceeded to rub your feet in on a carpet for an extended amount of time and gather enough static electricity on one’s self, then you go to insert your penis into your partners vagina creating a painful yet enjoyable static discharge inside of them making it pretty electrifying.

Charlie really cooked my vagina last night with that Cape Town shuffle last night . I might buy him some new socks as he wore a hole in the last pair causing a grounding issue.

by The Cape Town shuffle May 3, 2024

Florida Shuffle

The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic

Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle

by Jsjstraka September 24, 2020

The Colombian Shuffle

Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.

Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.

I want to give you the Colombian Shuffle.

by Escort Services Rock May 28, 2024

Amanda shuffle

Amanda shuffle is when one farts as they walk back to car after getting a score. As the person walks the uncontrollable flatulence is released with every step causing the shuffler to clench and tighten the booty making them look like a speed walker competitor. While the shuffler is trying to control the flatulence their head is doing circular motions in a zombie like way.

Omg jayde did you see that. She was doing the Amanda shuffle she is out the gate!!!

by 19mike oxlong19 July 25, 2022

federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.

I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.

by n4zhg January 4, 2019