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sleeper

A girl who is usually unattractive and after a few years "grows in" to herself and seems attractive.
Remember Jamie? That girl who we used to bark at in Middle School? I never thought she would be a sleeper.
by LOLBOI May 1, 2007
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sleeper

railway car with sleeping berths and/or bedrooms ("roomettes")
I had a sleeper from Winnipeg to Ottawa.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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im sleep

Floyd says: "Im a better Halo player than you.
Michael says: "WHAT?!?...B@#ch, Im sleep."
by Floyd Gray & Michael Francis February 18, 2004
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Sleep Paralysis

One of the necessary stages every human (usually) experiences during the transition from being awake to being in a dream. If you don't have this fortunate occurrence happen to you, you are a sleepwalker. It is a simply and smart mechanism to ensure you do not actually act out what you're doing in your dreams. You do tend to believe your dreams are real while you're in them, right? This closes down the bridge of transmitting your apparent physical actions in your dreams to your physical body outside of the dream.

Most people who become aware of sleep paralysis while it's happening become terrified of it, try to escape it, and become irate when others bring it up. This is ridiculous when you think about it. If it didn't happen, you would sleepwalk. And whether you become aware of it or not, it happens every time you rest. The really good news is that if you become aware of it happening, you are given a unique opportunity. You can RELAX and let it happen, like a film trailer you don't care for, and stay aware until you are in the dream itself, making it... lucid! Lucid dreaming is the key. The other option is to senselessly struggle, and think it's some strange demonic thing. Kind of like taking the red pill or the blue pill.
"I had sleep paralysis again last night."
"Do you think you're opening your eyes and trapped in your bed?"
"Well, I used to think that, but this time was different... I was in my bed, but my room was completely mirrored, so I knew it couldn't have been real."
by Oneironauts March 19, 2014
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sleepage

1. The economic decline experienced by those who sleep past 9AM. 2. An inverse, causal relationship existing between minutes slept past 9 AM and debt-to-income ratio, suggesting that to arise at early hours, barring access to video games, results in an increase of boredom-induced work hours and higher credit score. 3. The practice of those experiencing sloth-induced poverty; those who despise movement.
1. "I have noticed a sleepage in my financial profile since refusing to get up in the morning."
2. "The mortgage application was declined due to high sleepage ratio."
3. "I laugh at the adage: 'Early to bed, Early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.' What were they thinking, isn't that the govenrment's job?"
by Dr. Dettman November 3, 2008
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sleep radar bitch

wife who refuses to let her husband take an afternoon nap
Sleep radar bitch ,constantly badgers hubby with questions and statements while hubby tries to take said afternoon nap knowingly keeping him up for no known intended purpose .
by manic mechanic 123 March 6, 2011
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Sleeper

A girl who is plain and average looking that you would not give a second look at but if you sleep with her, you find out that she has an incredible body and is exceptional in bed at pleasing a man.
Mary Jane is a sleeper. We ended up sleeping with each other after getting drunk and partying at Jed's party. She is awesome in bed and has a hard body.
by WordVancouver November 24, 2013
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