Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023

satan

A fictional character that rebelled against a fictional God's teachings.

Satan isn't any more real than God.

by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021

Satan

Horny Horned Horner who thinks his the freaking devil.

After Satan was thrown off the cliff. He devised a CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW HEAVEN with his legendary horniness.

by Satan is Jesus October 5, 2019

Satan’s Lap

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.

“A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”

by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022

satan rail

The act of Railing your significant other with such anger or fury one could question whether you are possessed by the Devil himself or other Demonic Spirit. Typical signs of Satan Railing are violent shaking of the bed, depth of penetration and the eyes of the Railee rolling up profoundly into the skull whilst holding onto the headboard

She annoyed me earlier, so when we went to bed I really Satan Railed her and got my aggression out.

by byte_574 April 18, 2024

Satan spinach

Marijuana; weed

Aye man...wanna smoke some Satan spinach?

by RollingStones72 July 30, 2017

Satan

A creature who is in over his head, but doesn't know it until he meets you! (From the rear)

If SATAN figures out where I'm going, it might help him to regain his once cherished HEART!

by Justin Neff January 8, 2022