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Ryan

A small but wide person who stands out from the crowd, he usually has a long, horse like, wide shaped head which connects straight to the shoulders looking like he has no neck. He will also remind people of the frog from the freddo chocolate bars. Extremely annoying and is capable of skanking anything of anyone.
Has been traced back to a liver publican area and so shows through from his thieving behavior.
OMG! Ryan just asked me for a fag AGAIN!
He's skanked 2 of me already! and a £1
by drumandbassking June 24, 2011
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A human, typically of the male gender who wishes his name was RICH, and wishes he could be more like Tommy. Usually very tall, dark haired and sexy this type of man prefers middle aged, jacked 1/2 Italian 1/2 Maltese guys. They probably will deny any gay relationship they have to try and act like a man in front of their big IRISH family.
I feel so bad for that kid over there. He's acting like a real big Ryan right now in front of his friends and family.
by Ryan's Lover July 16, 2011
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A total fuck boy loves to cheat and fuck around. Gets all the meat. He never texts back you will never hear from him again. Gets all the girls despite being horribly ugly...
"Dude, that guy is so ugly but he is with that hot girl wtf"
"Yeah, he is such a Ryan"

"I strive to be a Ryan"
"In your dreams"
by Arianna4789 June 12, 2016
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A person that typically is blonde and likes to jack off with his 1 1/2 inch dick. Also Ryan likes to suck toes and feet. Ryan is very disrespectful to girls because he is never going to have a girlfriend because he wants a boyfriend because he is gay.
"Wow look at Ryan jacking off with his tiny ass dick!"
by Pewdiepie123123 September 14, 2016
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A gay cannibal who cuts likes to cut penises off and eat them
Oh no, it's Ryan
by Cockanbollocks December 19, 2016
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Gay, sexual, wants to have sex, rapist, the god of sexual people.
Hey Ryan you are a Ryan
by Justdoit4536 February 18, 2017
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Master of sex, get hot girls from all over the world. He get girls who are as curvy as roads. His dick is 10 inches long.
Pussie for days is what Ryan gets.
by Rylo05 March 20, 2017
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