road slim

A friend that you like to drive with or be on the road with.

"I'm going with my road slim to the store."

by Bronco Billy March 10, 2016

Road Moses

When you're the second car behind a slow driver who turns or changes lanes allowing you to lead the drivers behind you to or beyond the speed limit

Car 1 turns into other lane.

"Thank god now i can lead my people to proper speed as Road Moses "

by Disgruntled man March 21, 2016

Road eyes

When a person licks your eyes in a sexual fashion while driving on a road trip.

I picked up this girl on the side of the road on my way to Florida. She proceeded to go up on me and gave the most amazing road eyes in my life. I came twice.

by Cc eyes April 20, 2016

road selfie

When a speed/red light camera gets a photo of you

Ray: "you got home quick"
Ima: "yeah I was taking road selfies"

by Raykay47indahouse April 22, 2016

road slip

Hooking up with someone while on a trip

yeah while I was in Fort Worth I had a bit of a road slip with this blonde chick

by Sherlock temple September 5, 2016

road commode

The nastiest dirtiest slut you can imagine that everyone has had a piece of worse than a dope whore

That bitch is such a nasty road commode I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.

by Funny frog June 20, 2016

Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.

I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.

by Transy15 June 10, 2016