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Bloody Queef Bubble 

When a woman is on her period and has had a load shot into her pussy she blows a bubble out of her vagina held together by cum and blood until it pops.
After having vaginal sex with Diane, Ted proceeded to eat her out. He soon found out she was on her period when the tip of his tongue popped her bloody queef bubble and sprayed blood and his own splooge into his mouth and the back of his throat.

butt queef

A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.
Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!
butt queef by The1andonly November 16, 2007

Tuna Queef 

One of the many scents offered by a womans queef.
A:You smell that?
B:Yeah smells like cod
A:No im pretty sure its a tuna queef.
Tuna Queef by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

Watery Queef 

I made a watery queef last night and it felt weird.
Watery Queef by Dildoqueefer69 December 2, 2013

explosive queef 

When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.
"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"

sleepy queef 

A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness
While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef
sleepy queef by Sleepyqueefin1 July 20, 2016

fishy queef

The act of queefing in Prezzo when eating with your family
Crikey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair has done a fishy queef
fishy queef by Bumfart March 21, 2017