Pulling a Willow

Getting shit faced at a bowling alley because of you are:

1). A tool
2). Need an excuse for why you suck at bowling
3). An Alcoholic
4). An underage idiot who is begging to get caught because you are throwing the ball from their seats and shouting at families next to you

Example 1:
Person 1: Did you really just chug that entire bottle? We are at a bowling not a fucking frat party, Jesus

Person 2: Shut Up, I can handle this, I'm fine, I got his, don't worry

20 minutes later

Person 1: Get off the god damn floor and sit down, we are bowling. And Stop shouting at those kids over there, they are like 14.

Person 2: Hahahahahhaha, what are you talking about, Im fine, hahahaha, I kinda wanna dance now. Lets run in the parking lot!!!!

Next Day

Person 1: Hey, how you feeling?

Person 2: Ughhh, I feel like shit, I had to work this morning, it sucked ass.

Person 1: Well thats what you get for Pulling a Willow

by Beavis1029 September 26, 2010

Pulling a Dickie

When someone takes credit for the success of something that were not involved in.

My child's father is named Dickie. I planned and paid for the entire 5th birthday party. At the party everyone came up to us and said it was a fantastic party. He stood there and said " Thank you". He took credit for the preparation and did not admit he just showed up. He was "Pulling a Dickie"

by Three terriers September 13, 2009

Pull a Favre

To remain undecided on an issue for an extended period of time, make a decision, then change your mind at the last second. This is in reference to the controversy over Brett Favre's indecision in whether or not to play a 17th season with the Green Bay Packers.

Jenny was thinking about going to the movies with us all week. She said she was game on Thursday, but she decided to pull a Favre and flaked last night.

by Max77 September 28, 2008

Pulling A Turner

Pulling a Turner, is the act or process of going through with something for a long period of time, then suddenly going against it or changing your opinion on it to a negative one.

Present tense: Pulling a Turner
Future tense: I will Pull a Turner
Past tense: I Pulled a Turner

"My girlfriend has been an ass lately, I don't want to resort to Pulling A Turner.

"Pulling A Turner is for pussies."

by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019

Pulling an Epstein

To do something at such a blatant level with such obviousness and blind self-entitlement that it’s designed to implode.

Well there he goes, Pulling an Epstein, showing the whole world just how compulsively self-aggrandizing and self-destructive he truly is.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Pull A Palin

When asked a question, to reply with something completely unrelated to what was just asked. Can be used when one does not understand the question, or simply when one would rather answer a different question.

Person 1: "Hey dude, do you know where the bathroom is here?"
Person 2: "John McCain is just a regular maverick."
Person 1: "Fuck man, don't pull a palin!
Person 2: "Doggonit, there you go again, god bless you.
Person 1: "Idiot."

by Jorloff January 19, 2009

Pulling a Minghao

To hurt your hand or wrist while jacking off

After pulling a Minghao, Jon went to the hospital to get a cast.

by I'm the Juggernaut bitch! June 29, 2006