pudding

The best dessert when you have crippling depression.

Are you depressed, eat pudding.

by Senhor Banhanha December 26, 2016

Bitch Pudding

An Iconic character from Robot Chicken (on the network Adult Swim).

Quotes:

“Blam! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding!”

"This tastes like moose dick! I gotta go home; some asshole tried to kill me, so that asshole is gonna get my boot up his asshole."

"What's up, fucknuts? Damn, I haven't seen this much white hair since Steve Martin sucked Leslie Nielsen's dick - allegedly."

"One more lie outta that shit-nozzle you call a mouth, and I'll leave a boot print in your front butt!"

"Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls into your fat-ass wife's cigar cutter, you quibbling bowl of pickle dicks!"

Your mouth is worse than Bitch Pudding.

You dress like Bitch Pudding.

by JessimoRW January 30, 2024

skirt pudding

Eating out a women's vagina.

Went over to my girlfriend's house, got a mouthful of skirt pudding.

by 24mill December 25, 2014

The Pudding Club

'Join the Pudding Club' : To become pregnant. (Old English expression) ...

"We're so excited! Our daughter and her husband have joined the Pudding Club.

by peskycritter February 4, 2018

pudding bum

heavily obese person

EEE, that lauren is a major pudding bum

by oooochieee April 26, 2021

pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding

Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.

by Dane Miller July 16, 2018

nut pudding

Jizz. Cum.throat yogart.

Her good oral skills made me blow my nut pudding in her mouth and hair

by keith from stillwater January 27, 2014