MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

Slang for a SMALL PENIS

VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH

DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

by ER FRED ER January 1, 2012

cabbage patch

A novice or novices in a public laser tag arena, representing easy targets for more experienced players.

Ranger eliminated the cabbage patch during the first few minutes of the game, leaving the way clear for the real contest with Phason and Quicklash.

by Ailouros Mys February 8, 2008

patch

an area that is shady.

Bob-KCMO is so patch.
Sue- Yeah i know... I wouldn't go there at night if I were you.

by caitlinm6000 June 23, 2007

patchemup

Something that should, and could be fixed but isn't, usually due to owners complete and utter lazyness.

"That car is a real patchemup."

by Joe Farrell July 18, 2007

Peekaboo Patch

The area on a girl's lower back that is exposed between the top of her hip- hugger pants and the bottom of a skimpy T-shirt, often exposing a tattoo above the crack.

Check out the peekaboo patch on THAT one!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Sour Patch Sandwich

A delicious treat, made with two pieces of whole wheat bread, mayonnaise, and sour patch kids. To be enjoyed by drunk pledges across the country.

Yo bitch, I'm starving. Make me a sour patch sandwich.

by bigsandk3 April 20, 2009

Patchoo

The meaning of patchoo is: a donkey ass.

man, you reak of patchoo!

by Jan D. December 5, 2004