porn with the sound on

Another way of saying you have the place to yourself.

Guy 1: What you doing tonight man?

Guy 2: Well, girlfriend is busy and my parents went away for the weekend.

Guy 1: Nice. So porn with the sound on?

Guy 2: Porn with the sound on.

by TheBald January 6, 2011

courtesy porn

Porn that is in bathrooms of houses that are lived in exclusively by guys. It's understood that you're not supposed to jack off to it.

I usually watch courtesy porn at work.

by Ethan Hunt Jr. October 24, 2008

eye porn

A direct form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an infatuation with the look of ones eyes.

I was getting dome from the blonde girl down the hall and was having trouble cumming, she looked up at me with those beautiful blue eyes and I instantly came due to her eye porn.

by wesfx September 23, 2011

Speed Porn

Speed Porn is downloading as much porn as possible before the cable company cuts off your internet connection because of not paying the bills.

Dude, ComC@st is coming to shut my shit off. I gotta get some Speed Porn!

by Ronius August 24, 2006

watch porn

pictures posted of your or other peoples watches on WIS (watch idiot savant) sites. especially craved is the "wrist shot" where by you actually see the watch in action. another desired angle is the reverse angle or caseback, the backside of the watch. such shots are know to bring WIS to frenzy and driving them to look for their own new watch.

Wife: What are you looking at?!?
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!

by omega wis January 1, 2011

Scat Porn

A form of pornography involving piss and shit. Especially popular in Brazil, Japan and Germany.

Yeah, it wasn't anything special. I've seen more extreme scat porn than that.

by artist1955 April 7, 2011

Child porn

An act of doing bad touches to a minor involving with sexual favors with children as young as 3-9 years old usually older looking men prefer them because some cannot get laid with an adult female.

Child porn a person who enjoys seeing little children naked and has many sexual fantasy with the minor child porn.

~Sick bastard!

by l337f4agg0t May 18, 2010